COWism - Very Funny
INFOSYSismYou have a 1000 poor cows.
You put them on a nice campus, & send them oneat a time to the US for milking.
PATNIismYou have 10 cows.
You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.
WIPROismGE has a cow.
You take 49% of the milk.
DELLismIntel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel.
Buy milk from both & sell it asCow's milk.
IBMismYou have old stubborn cows.
You sell them as pet dogs to innocent smallbusinessmen.
MICROSOFTismYou have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you.
Spend a milliondollars to feed poorer cows.
SUNismYou have a bull. It doesn't give milk.
You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEismYou have a cow.
You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools tohelp milk cows.
SAPismYou don't have a cow.
You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEismYou have a cow. You sell iMilk.SONYismYou have a cow.
You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
CITIBANKismWelcome to Citibank.
If you have a cow, press 1.
If you have a bull, press2...
stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPismYou don't know if what you have is a cow.
You sell complete milkingsolutions through authorised resellers only.
GEismYou have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow.
If someonefinds out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEismYou don't yet have a cow.
You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAismYou have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
You put them on a nice campus, & send them oneat a time to the US for milking.
PATNIismYou have 10 cows.
You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.
WIPROismGE has a cow.
You take 49% of the milk.
DELLismIntel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel.
Buy milk from both & sell it asCow's milk.
IBMismYou have old stubborn cows.
You sell them as pet dogs to innocent smallbusinessmen.
MICROSOFTismYou have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you.
Spend a milliondollars to feed poorer cows.
SUNismYou have a bull. It doesn't give milk.
You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEismYou have a cow.
You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools tohelp milk cows.
SAPismYou don't have a cow.
You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
APPLEismYou have a cow. You sell iMilk.SONYismYou have a cow.
You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
CITIBANKismWelcome to Citibank.
If you have a cow, press 1.
If you have a bull, press2...
stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPismYou don't know if what you have is a cow.
You sell complete milkingsolutions through authorised resellers only.
GEismYou have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow.
If someonefinds out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEismYou don't yet have a cow.
You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAismYou have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
---------Anonymous
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