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Thoughts of Life !!

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The Scientific Death of Jesus !

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At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death penalty. That was then the “worst” death. Only the worst criminals could die like Jesus. And with Jesus things were worst, because not all the criminals condemned to death could receive nails on their hands and feet. Of course, nails... Big nails! Each was 15 a 20 cm long, with a point of 6 cm. Another point was sharp.  The nails were carved into the pulses, and not into the palms, as we are used to hear. In the pulse, there’s a tendon which extends till the shoulder, and when the nails were being hammered, that tendon broke, obliging Jesus to reinforce all the muscles of his back, so that he could breath as He was loosing all the air from his lungs.  In this way, He was forced to support Himself onto the nail carved in his feet, which was bigger than those carved into his pulses, for both feet were carved together. And, as his feet could not endure for long time without tearing, Jesus was forced to alternate that “cycle” so that

Two Choices !

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?' The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Sleeping Beauty !!

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This little girl’s mother is from Helsinki , Finland ... While her daughter is soundly asleep, she creates a completely different world … from whatever she can find around her!  That’s how both of them became really famous.  What a truly fabulous imagination ----------------Anonymous

Life Upgrade!!

“A woman writes to the IT Technical support......   Dear Tech Support,   Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which was operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.   In addition, Husband 1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY and Share Market 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.   Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.   Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?   Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______   REPLY   DEAR Madam,   First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.   Please enter command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to downloadT

Phases in IT career

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Fresher in IT On Bench!! What does this SRS contains MAN? Client Call Oh Noooooo!!!!!!!  Understanding Client Requirements????????? TEAM LEADER! PROJECT MANAGER! A Smart Developer in the TEAM Developer Reaction to the Bug given by TESTER Developer on FRIDAYS!!!! APPRAISAL ON WEEKENDS!!! CEO of the company!! WORKLOAD!!!!!!!!HUUSHHH!! DEVELOPER After Failed Project Unwilling to take HANDOVER of PROJECT Client reaction on First Release! I have resigned, Plz relieve me!!! After first release!! Developer and Project Manager -------------------Anonymous