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Amazing Pictures

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This is taken from world's tallest building "Burj Dubai" @ 2,620 ft!!! What do you have to say ………………… Really amazing Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture, you can almost see the turn of the earth The persons who are working on the upper most Girders can see the "ROTATION OF EARTH" So terrifying….. ---------Anonymous

How smart is Your Right Foot?

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain! 1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand. Your foot will change direction!!!!! --------------Anonymous

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? - A Nice Joke

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft ---------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1.There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word'

Pink Dress

There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see if the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someon

Story of Life

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God created the donkey and said to him:"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunsetcarrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass.You will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years." God granted his wish. ---------------- God created the dog and said to him:"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will a dog." The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much. Give me only 15 years."God granted his wish. God granted his wish. --------------- God created the monkey and said to him:"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.You will be amusing and you will live 20 years." The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much. Give me only 10 years." God granted his wish. ---

IF I AM RICH . . . !!!

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I will buy Moonlight My bedroom will have a window which can look for the world MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH My pretty servant always ready MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite MY TRAVELING CAR MY HOLIDAY HOUSE OK, ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!! GET BACK TO WORK NOW! -----------Anonymous

Don't Stop Believing!

Have you been praying about a situation in your life and found yourself waiting for a breakthrough? Are you wondering why the answer hasn't come yet? Do you feel as though victory is passing you by? Sometimes when we pray long and hard about a situation in our life without receiving any answers, we just learn to live with it. We go on about our business, wondering if or when God will send the answer. But God does hear those prayers, and He's working out the answers even though we may not know all the details. Our situation can change suddenly—quickly without warning! But one thing is certain: Before God moves suddenly, we will wait. Waiting for answers is a fact of life—nobody gets out of it. So the question is not if we'll wait, but rather how we'll wait. And I believe how will determine how long. There are two ways to wait: One is to wait passively, and the other is to wait expectantly. A passive person hopes something good will happen and is willing to sit around

Amazing road ever

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You are about to see the most amazing road ever. COME WITH ME . . Very, very High Way ! In Bolivia , South America Stremnaya Road is nicknamed 'The Road of Death'and it will take no convincing as to how appropriate that is. Buckle Up . . . here we go! Seen Enough??? Oh, No . . . Your Trip Isn't Over Yet! Check that your seat belt is fastened one more time . . . No Traffic at all today!! Spoke Too Soon. Get Right Down into Low For This Hairpin Ok... Back into Top Gear and Accelerate That's Great. Doing Over 80 Now and Making Up Time. It's So Wide Here, and Easy To Make The Pass Hang On. Wish I Had The Inside Lane You Just Honk and The Guy Coming Will Move Over Huh? I Don't Think He Heard Your Horn??? Sorry?. We Just Lost The Curb This Morning . Not Much Further Now. Oh, Father. Thanks For Coming ? You Made It This Time! After That Ride, Tell Me Honestly?. Are You Going To Complain About Your Lousy, Traffic - Congested Super Highways Ever Again???

Beauty of Photography

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THE ANCIENT AND THE MODERN PANCHTANTRA

THE ANCIENT PANCHTANTRA One day a poor woodcutter went to cut wood from trees of the forest. While cutting the wood, he lost the grip on his axe and the axe fell down into the river flowing down the tree. The tried cutter tried to search his axe for long time but the axe vanished in deep water. The axe was the only support of this poor woodcutter and he had lost that too. The woodcutter sat on the bank of the river and began crying. Hearing his cry the god mercury felt pity over him. The God appeared before him and promised him to bring his axe back. The God Mercury dived into the river water. After few moments when the God returned gold axe was in his hand. He asked the woodcutter, “Is this your axe?” “No it’s not mine,” replied the woodcutter still sobbing. Mercury dived again and returned with a silver axe in his hand. He said, “This is certainly your axe.” “No it’s not my axe. My axe was made of iron,” replied the woodcutter firmly. The God Mercury entered into the water again and

Experts in Crossing the River

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