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The Scientific Death of Jesus !

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At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death penalty. That was then the “worst” death. Only the worst criminals could die like Jesus. And with Jesus things were worst, because not all the criminals condemned to death could receive nails on their hands and feet. Of course, nails... Big nails! Each was 15 a 20 cm long, with a point of 6 cm. Another point was sharp.  The nails were carved into the pulses, and not into the palms, as we are used to hear. In the pulse, there’s a tendon which extends till the shoulder, and when the nails were being hammered, that tendon broke, obliging Jesus to reinforce all the muscles of his back, so that he could breath as He was loosing all the air from his lungs.  In this way, He was forced to support Himself onto the nail carved in his feet, which was bigger than those carved into his pulses, for both feet were carved together. And, as his feet could not endure for long time without tearing, Jesus was forced to alternate that “cycle...

Two Choices !

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?' The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.' ...

Sleeping Beauty !!

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This little girl’s mother is from Helsinki , Finland ... While her daughter is soundly asleep, she creates a completely different world … from whatever she can find around her!  That’s how both of them became really famous.  What a truly fabulous imagination ----------------Anonymous

Life Upgrade!!

“A woman writes to the IT Technical support......   Dear Tech Support,   Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which was operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.   In addition, Husband 1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY and Share Market 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.   Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.   Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?   Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______   REPLY   DEAR Madam,   First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.   Please enter command: "i...

Phases in IT career

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Fresher in IT On Bench!! What does this SRS contains MAN? Client Call Oh Noooooo!!!!!!!  Understanding Client Requirements????????? TEAM LEADER! PROJECT MANAGER! A Smart Developer in the TEAM Developer Reaction to the Bug given by TESTER Developer on FRIDAYS!!!! APPRAISAL ON WEEKENDS!!! CEO of the company!! WORKLOAD!!!!!!!!HUUSHHH!! DEVELOPER After Failed Project Unwilling to take HANDOVER of PROJECT Client reaction on First Release! I have resigned, Plz relieve me!!! After first release!! Developer and Project Manager -------------------Anonymous

WIFE VS. HUSBAND Funny !

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1. The Silent Treatment... A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 2. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goat...

Monks ! ..........Plz read it.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He  goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke  down. Do you think I could stay the night? The  monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.  As the  man  tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no  other that he has ever heard .  The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they  say, We can't tell you because you're not a  monk. The  man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry  way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same   m onastery.     The  monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his  car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard  years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks  reply, We can't tell you because y...