Fragrance

1. The Silent Treatment... A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '. He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 2. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and Neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goat...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He  goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke  down. Do you think I could stay the night? The  monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car.  As the  man  tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no  other that he has ever heard .  The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they  say, We can't tell you because you're not a  monk. The  man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry  way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same   m onastery.     The  monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his  car.. That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard  years earlier. The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks  reply, We can't tell you because y...

FOR THE WIFE   WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,  BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,  AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.  FOR THE HUSBAND   WHO IS ON THE SOFA  BEING A COUCH POTATO,  BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME  AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.   FOR THE TEENAGER   WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES  BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.   FOR THE TAXES I PAY   BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED  .  FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.   FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG   BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.  FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK   BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE   FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,  WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,  AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME  .  FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT  BECAUSE ...

To:                       YOU Date:                  TODAY From:                 GOD Subject:             YOURSELF Reference:        LIFE                    This is God.  Today I will be handling All of your problems for you.  I do Not need your help.  So, have a nice day.                   I love you. And, remember.... If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself!  Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME.  All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.    Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it.  In...