Fragrance

This little girl’s mother is from Helsinki , Finland ... While her daughter is soundly asleep, she creates a completely different world … from whatever she can find around her!  That’s how both of them became really famous.  What a truly fabulous imagination ----------------Anonymous

“A woman writes to the IT Technical support......   Dear Tech Support,   Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which was operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.   In addition, Husband 1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY and Share Market 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.   Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.   Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?   Signed, _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______   REPLY   DEAR Madam,   First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband1.0 is an operating system.   Please enter command: "i...

Fresher in IT On Bench!! What does this SRS contains MAN? Client Call Oh Noooooo!!!!!!!  Understanding Client Requirements????????? TEAM LEADER! PROJECT MANAGER! A Smart Developer in the TEAM Developer Reaction to the Bug given by TESTER Developer on FRIDAYS!!!! APPRAISAL ON WEEKENDS!!! CEO of the company!! WORKLOAD!!!!!!!!HUUSHHH!! DEVELOPER After Failed Project Unwilling to take HANDOVER of PROJECT Client reaction on First Release! I have resigned, Plz relieve me!!! After first release!! Developer and Project Manager -------------------Anonymous